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Corona Diaries 3
SATURDAY MARCH 28, 2020 2:53 pm Our puppy Jagger is sleeping and I realize it’s my chance to sit down and write. It’s been hard to do anything for myself with an 11 week old English Bulldog in charge. He … Continue reading
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Corona Diaries 2
March 18th, 2020. 3:26pm. I’m writing from our balcony in the sun on a beach chair surrounded by dirty empty flower pots and an old lighter fluid bottle. Should really clean up out here and make it nice. Fire up … Continue reading
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Corona Diaries Day 1
“You look cute” my husband says as I sit across from him at our kitchen table while we work alongside each other in peace for the first time. He normally never works around me and says I distract him, but … Continue reading
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HOW TO GLOW IN 2018 WITHOUT WATCHING NETFLIX
LADIES WHO WANT TO LOOK PRETTY: Do you trust me? Because right now I truly feel like helping you get gorgeous, glowing skin in 2018 and if you’re prepared to look that much better please follow me on this journey. … Continue reading
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I THINK I WAS IN A PORN
A busty blonde I know who owns a modeling agency texted me one day to offer a free spray-tan session at a nearby salon. I hardly see her, but she seems to have hook-ups around town so I didn’t question … Continue reading
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How To Get Your Teeth As White As The Oscars
Why am I writing this? Because I love oral care and you should too. Your smile and teeth is one of the first things that people notice and judge you on. Everyone judges everyone so you might as well be … Continue reading
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I WAS KIDNAPPED BY AN UBER DRIVER FOR FOUR HOURS
I was exhausted when I ordered my Uber at 1:40am while finishing up a 6-hour shift at work. It was my first night out of the house after being sick with the flu and I had been holed up lonely … Continue reading
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I TRIED TO VOLUNTEER AND IT MADE ME A WORSE PERSON
In the midst of one of my standard monthly depression spells I read online that you can become happier by volunteering so I halfheartedly researched my options and decided on a kitten rescue because I have a fear of intimacy … Continue reading
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MY RIDE ALONG: WEST HOLLYWOOD
PRE RIDE ALONG I live in an apartment complex with several crazy tenants and Cops are called constantly to the scene of the domestic crime of the week. This week’s call was because my schizophrenic neighbor thought this crazy meth … Continue reading
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30 RED FLAGS FROM A DATE I WENT ON LAST NIGHT
1. He was drinking vodka alone when I arrived at his home at 3pm, sure it was a Sunday at the beach, but he continued drinking nonstop until midnight. RED FLAG.2. He doesn’t like drama, but we all know anyone … Continue reading
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