Monthly Archives: July 2014

VERY IMPORTANT SEX/DATING TIPS FOR MEN BY ME!

STOP SENDING SELFIES TO GIRLS. IT’S NOT HOT. IT WILL NEVER BE HOT. When taking a dick pic, take it from the underside. It makes it look bigger and often features a daunting vein, which says business. Blood flow business. … Continue reading

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A Non-Sexual Virus Raped My Throat

It’s a Tuesday afternoon. I’m wearing a XXL Dennis Rodman shirt from his 1997 film Double Team with Jean Claude Van Damme that I paid $95 for at a thrift shop in the East Village – which is typical because … Continue reading

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