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Monthly Archives: February 2012
Not having a Happy Ending at a Happy Ending Massage Parlor
While aimlessly wandering around St. Marks Place, I found myself standing outside of a massage parlor called “Body Works,” and just like Christian in Clueless, felt like I could use a little R&R. I had been under a lot of … Continue reading
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How I got out of a DUI
Disclaimer: I do not condone drinking and driving! Always be safe 🙂 —————————– When I lived in Hawaii a few years ago, I worked at a bar that allowed you to drink on the job. My favorite drink was a … Continue reading
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Dear Weed: A farewell letter
Dear Weed, I hope this letter finds you well. This is so hard for me to say, but I’m just going to come out and say it… I’m ending our co-dependent relationship. I can no longer rely on you to make … Continue reading
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