Monthly Archives: January 2012

What I thought about Newt Gingrich

I don’t care much for Politics (one time I even announced to a room of people “I’m not much for pol-it-tiks” – appropriately and mistakenly mispronouncing politics). I kept hearing this Newt Gingrich character’s name and had to google what … Continue reading

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Keep your heels on ladies

Girls need to learn to keep their heels on and I’m not just talking about in the bedroom. I take a weekly Improv class at the Upright Citizens Brigade and this week was shocked when in the middle of class … Continue reading

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Extras

Have you ever wanted to work on the set of a movie or TV show as a extra (“background actors” for the sensitive types)? Well, from the past twelve years of experience I can say it’s not all that glamorous. … Continue reading

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the girl with the xoxo tattoo

trust me it says XOXO, I just took the photo on Photo Booth.

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Me in a Freestyle Battle

In my affair with freestyle battling, I was SNOW BUNNY. One who tells everyone to “shut the fuck up” a couple of times too often and has some words out with DADDY ISSUES… not proud yet not dissapointed… introducing… SNOW … Continue reading

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so good

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Whatever happened to baby chicken?

Whatever happened to chicken? I used to really enjoy chicken, but now it’s taken a run for the hills and I mean literally. Chicken suddenly doesn’t really taste like chicken. One friend described it perfectly as “gamey.” The chicken in … Continue reading

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I HATE scarves and shawls

I’m not one for scarves or shawls. I think some people like to wear them just to feel expensive. I love fur, but I wouldn’t even wear a Mink shawl because it’s still a shawl. It’s just not my style. I’ll … Continue reading

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Tiara’less: with a pageant girl’s soul, im still trying to work my way around a hair curler while using a bottle of bronzer

Sometimes when I watch Toddlers and Tiaras on TV I wonder what it would’ve been like to be in those competitions. I know I did jazz, tap and ballet when I was younger, but why did I stop? More importantly … Continue reading

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Flossin: My addiction to oral care

HI, my name is Chelsea and I’m an oral care addict. I love to floss and brush my teeth. I love the clean feeling I get from using Arm and Hammer Baking Soda and Peroxide toothpaste. I used to brush … Continue reading

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