The Chelsea Skidmore Show #8: “Skincare Secrets” feat. Julie Warnock

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Makeup artist, skin-care expert and actor/writer/comedian Julie Warnock joins Chelsea to obsessively discuss all there is to know about beauty care.  Topics include makeover therapy, exfoliation, toners, contouring, foundation, highlighters, brushes, favorite products, pimples, current trends, botox, plastic surgery, Korean spas, and more.

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The Chelsea Skidmore Show #7: “Anal Advice From A Gay Guy” feat. Ali & Andrew

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Chelsea and guest co-host Ali penetrate the mind of hairdresser and experienced gay lover Andrew, deeply exploring the ins and outs of anal sex.  Topics include sanitation, muscle relaxation, pre-sex dieting, anxiety, positioning, butt plugs, booty bumps, sober sex, anal-induced time travel and much more.

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The Chelsea Skidmore Show #6.5: “The Flasher” feat. Chris Titone & Steven Randolph

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In the smoldering ashes of Chelsea’s previous podcast, International Bad Boys, this final, previously unreleased episode was recorded last September with co-host Steven Randolph and special guest, actor/writer/producer Chris Titone. The newly coupled Chelsea and Steven divulge their burgeoning relationship, and with Chris they discuss performing on drugs, rehab, casting calls, punching up scripts for Adam Sandler, motivation and more. Chris is on Californication, Fameless and has been in 15 Adam Sandler movies (and counting).

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The Chelsea Skidmore Show #6: “Back In The Day At The Comedy Store” feat. Argus Hamilton

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Argus Hamilton is a legendary standup comedian and writer who performs nightly at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, has appeared on The Tonight Show more than any other comic, and writes a nationally syndicated newspaper jokes column. He and Chelsea get deep into the history of The Comedy Store and the art of standup.

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The Chelsea Skidmore Show – Episode 4″ “When Your First Date Is A Bukkake” feat. Steven Randolph

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Chelsea and her fiancee, comedian Steven Randolph, discuss, in graphic detail, their sex life, sex parties, their first date (at a bukkake porn shoot), Steven’s beginnings in heroin abuse, Chelsea’s beginnings in cocaine abuse, wearing diapers and standup comedy.

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HOW TO GLOW IN 2018 WITHOUT WATCHING NETFLIX

LADIES WHO WANT TO LOOK PRETTY:
Do you trust me? Because right now I truly feel like helping you get gorgeous, glowing skin in 2018 and if you’re prepared to look that much better please follow me on this journey. I’m obsessed with beauty products and have tried almost everything except for slathering bird poop on my face (yes, that’s a thing!). These are 3 products I currently use and J’adore. I honestly like the second 2 the most, but the first one is inexpensive and I want poor people to have better skin too! Let’s GLOW!
 
PIXI GLOW TONIC:
I am not entirely convinced this is incredible, but I’ve been using it daily and it really does produce a pretty glow! It’s a daily toner with Glycolic acid and it’s only $15 at Target. Why not just throw it in your basket and slough off 2017?
 
CAUDALIE GLYCOLIC PEEL:
I have probably bought 8 of these in the past year. It’s only $39 which is super affordable and makes your skin look radiant AF. I always put it on when I have someone to impress that day. My facialist (Sandy at Ole Heriksen – AMAZING) told me to use it twice a week.
 
DR. DENNIS GROSS ALPHA BETA UNIVERSAL DAILY PEEL:
Okay, I’ve always had good skin to be honest, but these took it to the NEXT LEVEL. I will never stop using them. NEVER. I wrote this whole thing in general just to tell you about this product. They’re $148 (or $88 if you buy less but who wants less of something that does so much more?) and figured I may as well include a few cheaper options. I use these 2-3x a week and it’s been an incredible game changer for minimizing fine lines, clearing my skin and making it look super smooth. I’m in love. If you’re looking for love in 2018, start here and these radiating peel pads will take care of the rest!
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I THINK I WAS IN A PORN

Photo on 12-15-15 at 12.51 AMA busty blonde I know who owns a modeling agency texted me one day to offer a free spray-tan session at a nearby salon. I hardly see her, but she seems to have hook-ups around town so I didn’t question it. “They do models for free, just say you’re a model when you get there,” she instructed which made me feel a little uncomfortable because no cool model would actually get a spray tan. Even though I don’t consider myself to be a model or post photos in workout clothes holding Tea Detoxes, I consider myself hot enough to get free stuff and was down to look staycation-bronzed. Plus spray tans are like $75. Who doesn’t love free shit? Literally wasn’t even considering being tan beforehand. Jk I want to be tan all the time because it makes me look like a healthy QT with an active lifestyle and not at all someone who spends all day inside isolating while complaining about being lonely.

I arrived at the salon hidden by overgrown shrubbery with poor parking options and they greeted me with, “are you a model?” I never thought they’d ask. I wanted to say no because I know I’m 5’7” and so did they, but for the sake of this free tan I lied, “yeah sure” and they told me to go upstairs. The technician was waiting for me.

When I arrived the technician was in the middle of a video chat and waved me in, whispering that I should get undressed. I slowly disrobed while minding the video chat and surveying the space. The fuck is she video chatting for? I was standing there naked out of frame, waiting to be acknowledged. “Ready?” She asked, not signing off the chat.

“Who are they?” I asked, referring to the two over-done plastic Asian-American women in Oklahoma smiling on the other end of the camera.

“They’re the technicians who are learning about the spray tan product.”

“What?”

“They’re going to watch. You didn’t know? We’re teaching them how to use our product.”

So weird how my friend happened to leave this part out of the free spray tan.

“………………………..ok.”

And then I was like fuck it. This is weird but now I’m undressed and I want this tan. I want to look like I went on a vacation. I really love vacations.

“Do you want to put on a paper thong?”

“Nah.” I didn’t want the paper thong. I needed that full body tan.

I walked over to where the spray would take place and stepped onto these sticky pads that keep the bottom of your feet from getting tan. She moved the camera towards me as these strangers watched silently. She started to spray me slowly and as the cold air hit my body, I watched my skin turn an instant shade of Long Island Jew. She told them what she was doing as she moved across each limb and I wanted to say, “it’s cool you don’t have to pretend anymore,” but I let her do her thing. The tan turned out okay. No clue if those other people were even in an actual salon.

And guess what? I went back like four times.

WAS THIS A PORN?

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