Monthly Archives: May 2011

Something you could always count on me for is burning the bag of microwave popcorn. I am the burned popcorn queen of New York (like the sausage king of chicago…Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.. anyone? anyone?)  I always pop it for … Continue reading →

Below is some nail art i’ve had in the past. I love nail art.

Below is some mixed media art I made. No, I didn’t make it when I was 5, I made it over the past few years.

With summer coming up, I suppose for some guys the question arises of what type of board shorts to get. Let me just tell you right now, you will have a terrible and embarrassing summer, filled with no ass, if … Continue reading →

  So, a random girl from my high school I haven’t seen or spoken to in eight years IM’d me on facebook today, and below is our conversation. For the sake of her privacy, I changed her name to “GIRL” … Continue reading →

So, my hypochondriac phase wasn’t over after taking that pregnancy test on Monday, because I was still awaiting the results of another test… HIV. I am such a hypochondriac and superstitious person that I couldn’t blog about waiting for the … Continue reading →

I am the biggest hypochondriac I know. Every time I have any symptoms of any illness whatsoever, I google them and diagnose myself with a list of possible conditions. Then I start to drive myself crazy and think I have … Continue reading →